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General Discussion / If you're having trouble logging in...
« on: January 31, 2018, 11:43:44 PM »
Don't use the thing in the corner. It's a little bit fucked at the moment.

General Discussion / Testing a thing.
« on: January 31, 2018, 07:43:34 PM »
Need to make a thread due to a bug report, and some things having been fixed. (I hope.)

Doing it on a public board to show that the webmaster is actually working.

RPG Announcements / Board V5 is up, regardless of what says
« on: January 15, 2018, 11:20:16 AM »
Well, it is closer to V4.5~V4.6 to be honest.

A bunch of bullshit you won't notice

Not Fixed
Alias boards

The portal formatting
The webmaster's will to keep pouring hours of his life into this mess of an update
The webmaster, since he has been putting time into this shit instead of paying work

Here's the changelog that was requested.

Now leave me alone.

MiA Characters / Re: Aqua Phoenix
« on: December 19, 2017, 11:44:23 AM »
You were warned numerous times about your staff interaction.

You were warned yesterday about not being a cunt to my staff.

This is less of a warning, and more of a warning shot. Come back in a week, or don't come back at all.

I'm giving you a seven day time out from character creation. (Rather than a ban from the whole site like I initially considered, so you can still RP with the characters you did get through.)

Your warning still stands: Pull your head out of your ass, or get the fuck out.

RPG Discussion / Re: Gus' Symbols N' Shit
« on: July 01, 2017, 09:35:37 PM »
Is Titania's symbol a pair of breasts?

Does she keep loudly insisting that is not her symbol, and to please stop calling her tits?

Approved Characters / Re: Mura Sakino
« on: June 13, 2017, 12:12:27 PM »
All review staff now have full permission to take the kid gloves off.

This is now less of a review and more of an execution. PseudoVoxreview at all.

WiP Characters / Re: Malina Nahualli - Huntress
« on: June 11, 2017, 11:07:01 PM »
Center everything.

Approved Characters / Re: Aoife Alaura
« on: May 27, 2017, 01:58:16 PM »
Your choice, but just for the record, Timeworker was dead fucking wrong.

And also a moron.

Approved Characters / Re: Aoife Alaura
« on: May 25, 2017, 09:40:50 AM »

Ok so here's my feedback

It's been a while since I tore apart a reviewer...

I don't usually go into this area but this weapon isn't enough to battle Grimm. Your fists and a plain revolver won't be enough to combat deadly Grimm.

Volume 1. Episode 6.

Volume 3. Episode 10.

Did you even watch the fucking show? We have people doing lethal damage to Grimm with those exact fucking implements though aided with aura in the case of bare hands.

There is a reason that people usually build their own weapons in Signal and it's because normal weapons don't work, or don't work nearly as well.

We have no evidence in show that's the case. Stop pulling things out of your ass, this isn't the Wikia.

If they did the military could just go in there with a couple or rifles and- you get the picture.

That seems to be Atlas's plan with the AK-200s, and it falls apart due to Atlas being incompetent at network security moreso than their firepower.

So... again... did you watch the fucking show?

I look forward to her edits

I look forward to the review staff of this site watching the fucking show.

NPC Profiles / Rohese Stachelig-Crimson
« on: May 01, 2017, 03:19:08 PM »
Reference File: Rohese Stachelig


Rohese Alexandria Stachelig-Crimson

Other Names
Old Rose (To differentiate her from the Hunter-aligned Roses)


Species and Gender
Rose is a cat faunus, and while biologically intersex, she identifies exclusively as female despite having once had an... additional appendage.

It's not a bulls eye. It's a stylized clock, with the impression of the hands made using negative space within the space of what is, arguably, a bulls eye. On her center of mass. The clock has four hands, two hour hands and two minute hands, with the minute hands at 10 and 50, while the hour hands are at 5 and 7.


"... I remember when I was, like, your age..."
Old Rose, true to her name, is significantly older than the other two incarnations of Rohese Stachelig, with greying hair and wrinkles. Age has diminished her bulk, and her hunched posture makes her look smaller, but under her baggy hooded sweatshirt and long striped skirt, her wiry build still has the same strength as Big Rose. Her feline ears remain as alert as ever, and unlike the other two Roses there is no sign of a childhood broken nose or scarring on her face, save the scars of a long battle with time. She wears a wedding band with a diamond and two rubies.


"I remember being a Huntress. Hiding. Being, like, afraid and stuff. Of what people would think. You kids are so, like... cute..."
Time has not changed Old Rose's speech patterns from those of her younger equivalents, but whatever has transpired in the (REDACTED) she has lived has darkened her view of the world. Only memory of her husband still warms her heart, everything else has fallen to her hatred and corruption by (REDACTED). Old Rose is cold, merciless, and all too often frighteningly sober.

Aura and Semblance

Combat Behavior
"... I'm going to, like... kill you now..."
Age has not diminished Old Rose's capabilities, and her incredible control over the flow of time has given her almost complete control over the battlefield when she's forced into a confrontation. If she's forced to do battle, and does not simply erase her opponent's soul with (REDACTED) there are very few threats that can match her...

"... Just like I killed the Demons..."
... Particularly with the sources of her greatest threats supposedly excised from the timeline...


Sacky Hak Zero


???? Mode

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Spoiler: show
The Crimson Dagger


WiP Characters / Re: Momo Matsumoto
« on: March 12, 2017, 06:19:26 PM »
i am getting no recommendations, just a whole lotta hurtful things and no real progress.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I think taking into account Azure's above post would be a good start.

Or Jar Jar's.

WiP Characters / Re: Momo Matsumoto
« on: March 12, 2017, 12:45:40 AM »

Ha ha haaa, it's funny because I'm one of the top two people on the site in terms of authority...

But since I'm in a highly charitable mood, let's go point by point. For the audience.

Quote from: Dipshit
this is a highly abusive message.

Oh, you sweet summer child. I was gentle.

Quote from: Dipshit
i have bben insulted

But clearly not taught how to spell. Also, the plants that scrub the oxygen you breathe? They should feel insulted.

Quote from: Dipshit
and accused of something i have not done.

You caught that part about how we can see where you post from, right? Right? Your reading comprehension abilities aren't that terrib- Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, they probably are that terrible. But yeah, no, we have direct fucking evidence. This is where I'd post the snape "don't lie to me" gif, but I already used that telling you to stop being a dumbass.

Quote from: Dipshit
i am looking for my first approval,

Well, aim for the top and keep polishing this turd of a profile and maybe someone will be drunk enough to +1 it.

Quote from: Dipshit
and all i got was a demeaning comment and remark

Hey, now that's not true at all.

You got plenty of people trying to help you iron out the many, many flaws of your profile...

... Who you ignored, and reposted the whole thing unfixed, pretending not to have heard anything...

You got teased by Azuzu, who decided to have a little fun trying to help you...

... Which went over your head...

You got an admonishment from the webmaster to stop being a dumbfuck...

... And proceeded to double-down on the bullshit.

Real talk.

Between the alt, the lies, the email address, and the general behavior, we've got you pretty solidly squared away in the troll column.

So why haven't we banned you? Because of little joys like this. I like putting on these kind of shows for the members who, unlike you, didn't eat paint chips as a child.

Oh, and sometimes to make Koop, the other top person on the site, cry.

... But something tells me that's not likely this time. (Hint: We have staff chat and what's coming isn't a surprise at all.)

MiA Characters / Re: Momo Matsumoto
« on: March 06, 2017, 03:22:32 PM »
Moving to MIA, since the WIP one is more recent...

... And no less stupid...

Approved Characters / Re: Anastasia Argead
« on: March 06, 2017, 03:21:44 PM »
TL;DR approved anyway.


EDIT: ... Apparently, since some morons need it spelled out, yes, that was Vox being a Vox, and it was read all the way.

WiP Characters / Re: Momo Matsumoto
« on: March 06, 2017, 03:18:12 PM »
This caused enough blabber in staff chat to summon the webmaster.

Keep wasting the time of my staff, and I'll just ban you and your alts (yes, dipshit, we can see those) and be done with it.

It's a beautiful day in the desert (yes, dipshit, we can see where you post from) at least by my cold-blooded and winter-locked reckoning, and only likely to get nicer, so maybe some time outside will do you good.

Don't bring this shit out of WIP until you learn not to be a dumbass.

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