Marlon Murk: Miss Beckett's a good woman. If her folks had known about Yrrch, I'd bet my bottom dollar she'd have sent one to save us. But no one really does, and if wishes were horses, beggars would ride...As far bein' a captain...well, if there weren't nobody else to take the helm, I would.
Marianne Murk: They sound impressive, but I'm no expert on military matters. Which is also why I should never be a captain.
Melinda Murk: I'm glad they're there to keep people safe. But...me...a...a captain? No!
Maximo Murk: These are AMAZING! AND I CAN BE A CAPTAIN!? -ignores the rest of his family vigorously shaking their heads "no"-
Meridian Murk: Big ship! I wanna visit mewmaids!
Seigfried Rosenrot: An impressive display of force. The good people of Ladylake have every reason to sleep soundly. As for me, I'm no nautical man, but were there a need in a dire situation I would gladly step in.
Winnifred Rosenrot: That's an unpleasant amount of firepower. Well, I suppose managing a crew is a bit like managing a household. If given a capable First Mate I think I would do swimmingly. That was a joke, of course, my dear, don't look so shocked.
Cheri Chanson: Mari's home sure is full of surprises. And I'd suck at being a captain. I could probably put on a great show for the sailors, though, those decks have decent enough space to work with.
Arturo Chanson: I'm curious as to the financial aspect of maintaining such a fleet. I've done a little work here and there for the Becketts, and I know as a result just how much bullion they have to throw around, but I am, after all, a caracal faunus. Curiosity comes with us cats. -wink- As for being a captain, well, if Mr. Galahad were my First Mate, we could pull something off in a pinch.
Michonne Chanson: I feel like those could use some sprucing up...either make the profile more threatening or more awe-inspiring, perhaps if you changed the markings...Oh, me as captain? How silly!
I didn't actually read the specs, so I'm just going off of generalities, you may feel free to give him a much more technical response in your head.
Lance Galahad: At first glance, they look intimidating, and I don't deny their tactical usefulness. Yet, I can't help but point out that an Atlesian cruiser can get anywhere in the world, and these are confined to waterways large enough to hold them. Against the Grimm, you need quick reaction time as well as durability and firepower. Despite their drawbacks, I would, were the need present, take command. The chain of command makes that event more than unlikely, and I'd prefer it stay that way.
Doctor William Holliday: Big ship. Prob'ly still get seasick. Damn ocean.
Red: Those are some big guns. Totally wouldn't mind taking potshots at Jack's house with those...Man the guns, this is Captain Redbeard comin' for yer booty! Tonight, we plunder Pettibone Mansion! Avast! Arrrr! Swab me poop decks! Shiver me timbers! -notices Mr. Galahad glaring at him from the helm and stops with a wince-
Johnny Boy: Those sailors must get laid ALL the time. That said, yes, I'll take the captain's uniform now, please!
Dutch: The temptation to make a puerile remark about the cut of one's jib is waxing strong in me. Niles, speak words of reason to save us all.
Niles: Too late, I beat you to it by exactly two minutes and thirty seconds. Mrs. Chanson said I was incorrigible and left. -the two share a bout of cultured, yet still obnoxious, laughter-
Ace: If it ain't got wheels, I'm already bored. Why drive something so bulky and lame?
Rey: Boy, my kids would love to see this! And hey, if I can wrangle toddlers, I can wrangle a crew!
Lemmy: I would defer to Mr. Galahad's military experience in this matter. And would happily serve under him on such a vessel.
Goose: I want to play my guitar while riding the main guns. Forget being captain, that's where it's at!
Jack Pettibone: What a waste of time. Why am I here again? Captain you say? How about I just model for the recruitment poster instead?
Carnadine Carnation: How many people can this thing carry? And do you rent them out for parties? I'd totaly captain a party cruise!
Blanca Nieve:-seems put off by the wind and waves and sun, and looks green-
Ki Yong: This place is amazing! Cheri has so many kickass friends! And Captain? Sure, why not? My ass would look great paired with those hats!
Noir Schonnfrau: -also does not appear to like the sun or water and refuses to board-
Honoria Angel: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A PARTY CRUISE!? BEST CAPTAINS EVER! -tackles Carnadine-
Victoria en Fuego: -winces and is too busy dodging Carnadine and Honoria to answer-
Verdant Sessily: -is too busy chatting up the actual Captain to answer-
Ember Autumn: -yawns and hangs off of Jack's arm, dismissing you casually-
Siobhan Clannad: Well isn't this a sight! Imagine, meself as the captain o' this battleship! What a silly lass I would look...
Cherry Chainsaw: I should buy one of these. Then go on tour with it. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW.
Mr. Scratch: -is nowhere to be seen-
Lil' Killa: I'm on a boat, motha fokka! I'm on a boat! Hell yeah, I'd be a great captain!
Zeus Cobalt: I'd hate to see their insurance premiums. And NO.