Okay gotta agree with Natendo here, this is a really really well-organized thread I mean like shiiiiiiit. Back in my day they were just composed of a slightly awkward greeting meant to sound cool, stating the obvious that they're looking for a team because they have a new character, and a 'not first come first serve' thing that wasn't true 50% of the time because people got tired of waiting, all in very, very casual speech.
But seriously, props to you.