Need to make a thread due to a bug report, and some things having been fixed. (I hope.)

Doing it on a public board to show that the webmaster is actually working.

You were warned numerous times about your staff interaction.

You were warned yesterday about not being a cunt to my staff.

This is less of a warning, and more of a warning shot. Come back in a week, or don't come back at all.

I'm giving you a seven day time out from character creation. (Rather than a ban from the whole site like I initially considered, so you can still RP with the characters you did get through.)

Your warning still stands: Pull your head out of your ass, or get the fuck out.

All review staff now have full permission to take the kid gloves off.

This is now less of a review and more of an execution. PseudoVoxreview at all.

Your choice, but just for the record, Timeworker was dead fucking wrong.

And also a moron.

Reference File: Rohese Stachelig

CHARACTER

Name
Rohese Alexandria Stachelig-Crimson

Other Names
Old Rose (To differentiate her from the Hunter-aligned Roses)

Age
CLASSIFIED FILE: OLD ROSE TIMELINE

Species and Gender
Rose is a cat faunus, and while biologically intersex, she identifies exclusively as female despite having once had an... additional appendage.

Symbol
It's not a bulls eye. It's a stylized clock, with the impression of the hands made using negative space within the space of what is, arguably, a bulls eye. On her center of mass. The clock has four hands, two hour hands and two minute hands, with the minute hands at 10 and 50, while the hour hands are at 5 and 7.

Occupations
CLASSIFIED FILE: TEMPORAL TERRORISM REPORT

Appearance
Old Rose, true to her name, is significantly older than the other two incarnations of Rohese Stachelig, with greying hair and wrinkles. Age has diminished her bulk, and her hunched posture makes her look smaller, but under her baggy hooded sweatshirt and long striped skirt, her wiry build still has the same strength as Big Rose. Her feline ears remain as alert as ever, and unlike the other two Roses there is no sign of a childhood broken nose or scarring on her face, save the scars of a long battle with time. She wears a wedding band with a diamond and two rubies.

History
CLASSIFIED FILE: ALAPELAGIAN LUNAR MISSION
CLASSIFIED FILE: FINAL WAR
CLASSIFIED FILE: GRIMM ALPHAS

Personality
Time has not changed Old Rose's speech patterns from those of her younger equivalents, but whatever has transpired in the (REDACTED) she has lived has darkened her view of the world. Only memory of her husband still warms her heart, everything else has fallen to her hatred and corruption by (REDACTED). Old Rose is cold, merciless, and all too often frighteningly sober.

Aura and Semblance
CLASSIFIED FILE: APOCALYPTIC LEVEL THREATS
CLASSIFIED FILE: MAIDENS

Combat Behavior
Age has not diminished Old Rose's capabilities, and her incredible control over the flow of time has given her almost complete control over the battlefield when she's forced into a confrontation. If she's forced to do battle, and does not simply erase her opponent's soul with (REDACTED) there are very few threats that can match her...

... Particularly with the sources of her greatest threats supposedly excised from the timeline...


EQUIPMENT

Name
Sacky Hak Zero

Description
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???? Mode
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???? Mode
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???? Mode
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Summary
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History
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Ha ha haaa, it's funny because I'm one of the top two people on the site in terms of authority...

But since I'm in a highly charitable mood, let's go point by point. For the audience.

this is a highly abusive message.

Oh, you sweet summer child. I was gentle.

i have bben insulted

But clearly not taught how to spell. Also, the plants that scrub the oxygen you breathe? They should feel insulted.

and accused of something i have not done.

You caught that part about how we can see where you post from, right? Right? Your reading comprehension abilities aren't that terrib- Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, they probably are that terrible. But yeah, no, we have direct fucking evidence. This is where I'd post the snape "don't lie to me" gif, but I already used that telling you to stop being a dumbass.

i am looking for my first approval,

Well, aim for the top and keep polishing this turd of a profile and maybe someone will be drunk enough to +1 it.

and all i got was a demeaning comment and remark

Hey, now that's not true at all.



You got plenty of people trying to help you iron out the many, many flaws of your profile...

... Who you ignored, and reposted the whole thing unfixed, pretending not to have heard anything...

You got teased by Azuzu, who decided to have a little fun trying to help you...

... Which went over your head...

You got an admonishment from the webmaster to stop being a dumbfuck...

... And proceeded to double-down on the bullshit.



Real talk.

Between the alt, the lies, the email address, and the general behavior, we've got you pretty solidly squared away in the troll column.



So why haven't we banned you? Because of little joys like this. I like putting on these kind of shows for the members who, unlike you, didn't eat paint chips as a child.

Oh, and sometimes to make Koop, the other top person on the site, cry.



... But something tells me that's not likely this time. (Hint: We have staff chat and what's coming isn't a surprise at all.)

TL;DR approved anyway.

+1.

EDIT: ... Apparently, since some morons need it spelled out, yes, that was Vox being a Vox, and it was read all the way.