"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" A Booming and energetic voice explodes through the speakers set up around the enormous stadium. A deep and gravely voice, like someone who spent too much time smoking and decided now would be a good time to start screaming for their entire life. "WELCOME TO THE VYTAL FESTIVAL'S FINAL ROUND OF PAIRED MATCHES!" The crowd erupted into a ceremonious cheer, whoops and hollers came from all corners of Remnant as people tuned into the match from home. "I AM YOUR ANNOUNCER, VULCO DENTRES, LET'S GET DOWN TO F ҉ ҉ KING-" A loud, annoying BEEEP filled the arena. Of course, this of all events was kid friendly. "- BUSINESS! PREPARE YOURSELVES, IN THIS FINAL ROUND, WE'VE GOT TWO PAIRS FROM ATLAS- SPEAKING OF ATLAS, IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY GOOD BARS NEAR THE COLOSSEUM, PLEASE LEAVE A NOTE ON THE DOOR OF THIS ROOM... WHAT'S THAT, DEREK? THERE'S A BAR IN THIS STADIUM!? I COULD HAVE BEEN GETTING TRASHED THIS ENTIRE TIME!? WHY THE F ҉ ҉ K DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!? ANYWAY... OUR FIRST PAIR IS SOVEREIGN AND AVERY LEBLANC, MEMBERS OF TEAM... IT DOESN'T SAY WHAT TEAM THEY'RE ON, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST WROTE "TEAM" IN THE TEAM SECTION. WHAT THE F ҉ ҉ K. WHATEVER, THE OTHER TEAM, WITH AN ACTUAL TEAM NAME, ADINA RAUPATU AND OSBOURNE SAVAS OF TEAM ARSC! THAT IS ONE BIG MOTHERF ҉ ҉ KER, BUT LET'S BE HONEST HERE, HE'S USING POWER ARMOR, SO I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S NOT THAT GOOD. ANYWAY, LET'S GO TO THE ENVIRONMENTAL SPINNER! DEREK! GET ME A DRINK WHILE IT'S SPINNING!" After a brief moment, the crowed cheered, albeit halfheartedly.
A large holographic image of a lottery machine appears on all sides of the arena, with two spinners. The spinners spun so quickly, making it nearly impossible to make out the passing words. It ticked through the options slower and slower until it finally stopped on Geyser and Vertical.
The sound of spurting coffee could be heard over the speakers. "I WASN'T READY, WHAT WAS IT? VERTICAL? SWEET, THE BORING ASS FLOATING PLATFORMS."
The floor of the arena lowered and, in its place, arose two new floors. Sovereign and Avery's half became a craggy landscape with hot geysers spewing out steam at random intervals, and Adina and Osbourn's half became a random assortments of platforms floating at different heights, some with walls some without.
Just then, the doors on each side of the arena opened and, from them, out strolled the combatants.
(A coin flip decided Adina and Osbourne get the first posts. The arena size is that of the 2v2 arena in the show, and features scaled down biomes. Good luck, contestants.)