8:17 PM on a Friday
(TL;DR: Stingerbutt travels to a filthy biker bar except they serve excessively
girly delicious drinks and it's also probably in the twilight zone. Oh, and Vulco is there)
Malina looked down at her scroll. Then up at the building. The down at her scroll. Then up at the building. It certainly wasn't what she imagined when Carmine had recommended it to her. It being an apparently nice bar to site down and have a drink. But from the outside, it seemed anything but "nice" and more along the lines of what she imagined a crack house to look like years after it had already been abandoned due to one too many fires. The exposed brick that made up most of the exterior of the building was grimy and stained with some unknown substances in several areas low to the ground. Above the brick, a large sign sat that used to read "
The Scurvy Potato" but now has the "potato" crossed out and "
Cornerstone" written over it in crude graffiti. Through the windows which she could barely even see through, she saw the vague outlines of people and bright lights. That said, the windows were equally grimy and some seemed to have been intentionally tinted.
Malina frowned as she pat her hand against her hip, instinctively trying to pat against her weapon despite it not being there. Even if she had wanted to lug around her weapon through town, there wasn't much space to fit it with her apparel, after all a loose shirt covered by a sweatshirt, a pair of comfortable jeans,and a small purse weren't going to be giving her too much help with combat anyway. With a sigh, she slid her scroll into the purse and began to make her way toward the, questionably unguarded, entrance.
As she stepped through the doorway, she was hit instantly by the bright and colorful lights. After allowing her eyes a moment to adjust, she could more easily see the room around her. In the middle of a room a large pillar of exposed brick rose up, sporting rows of bottles of colorful drinks, seemingly both alcoholic and non-alcoholic. Circling around it, a bar top sat with dozens of chairs, some taken and some left empty, but all with some sort of damage to them. Orbiting around in the rest of the room, tables sat in seemingly random locations with people standing next to them or sitting down in the cushioned seats and chatting with the staff or each other. The walls of the room matched the exterior with their grime and muck.
The most surprising things to Malina, though, were the people. There were men dressed in biker outfits, combat outfits, suits, casual apparel, women dressed in full dresses, some in skirts, a few in jogging outfits, and one dressed like she had just come out of the era of the greyed war. It was as if Malina had stepped out of Remnant and into some sort of weird twilight zone where her comfy casual apparel was simultaneously out of style and in style.
A muttered "
What the hell?" was all she bothered getting out as she made her way to one of the seats at the bar, sliding past people and pushing some out of the way as she went. As she sat down, Manticore unfurled frown around her waist and wrapped around the chair below her as to avoid anyone tripping over it in a drunken haze. He sight was quickly led to the drinks menu, which hung crookedly and was written on a chalkboard against the pillar. Sex on the beach, fuzzy naval, mudslide. pina colada, cosmopolitan, mai tai, thug passio- thug passion?
She didn't get to look at the list too long before the bear of a bartender stepped in between her and the board. As her eyes focused on the man, she let out a barely audible groan of defeat. Despite the man before her being drenched in shadows to the point of not being able to distinguish a single feature, she already knew who it was. he had that aura about him.
"
WELL HELLO THERE, LITTLE LADY! WHAT CAN I, VULCO, GET FOR YOU THIS EVENING! PERHAPS A TASTE OF OUR EXQUISITE BOTTLED WINE!? OR DO YOU HAVE A TASTE FOR AN AGED SCOTCH!? NAH, I'M JUST F ҉ ҉ KING WITH YA, WE GOT SOME TASTY A ҉ ҉ DRINKS THOUGH! WHO KNEW SOMETHING SO COLORFUL COULD BE SO F ҉ ҉ KING AWESOME!"
A sigh escaped Malina's lips as she lowered her head slightly. "
I'll just have a-"
"
-STOP! I KNOW YOU! YOU WERE IN THE VYTAL TOURNY A FEW MONTHS BACK! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT THEIR S ҉ ҉ T KICKED IN BY SOME GREEN HAIRED KID!"
Her eyes darted around her at the people who seemed to not be phased at all by Vulco's yelling as she brought her wallet out of her purse. Definitely the twilight zone."
I- He- Okay, yeah, that's not really important I just want something to drink please."
"
OHHHH NO YOU DON'T! YOUR DRINK'S ON THE HOUSE! AND SO IS EVERYONE ELSE'S!"
"
Can you do that?"
"
DOESN'T MATTER IF I CAN- I AM." And with that, the man slammed down a tall, blue drink with a small umbrella and a rim of salt. And awkward "thank you" was all Malina got out before the man sped off to the next customer.
Malina quietly lowered her eyes to the bar top and began sipping her, apparently very sweet, drink.
(Feel free to use Vulco as you want but he doesn't swear and you can never. ever. EVER describe what he looks like.)