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Title: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on September 12, 2016, 11:35:20 PM
Quite simply, feel free to ask my characters anything you wish, and they'll respond in character.
Here (http://rwbyfanon.com/smf/Archive2/index.php/topic,3264.0.html) is the previous one from the old forum, should you be curious about it.
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Asterisk on September 13, 2016, 01:26:54 AM
To all: What's the most badass thing you can think of?
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on September 14, 2016, 10:53:34 PM
Marlon Murk: My Pa.
Marianne Murk: I would have to say my Pa.
Melinda Murk: Pa, but I think bad-looks around quickly, and then whisper- ass...is not the right word. He was too kind.
Maximo Murk: I'm the ultimate badass! Hey, leggo my ear, Mel!
Meridian Murk: Sweawing ain't nice.
Seigfried Rosenrot: -sigh- What a childish question...
Winnifred Rosenrot: I have to agree with my husband, but I also have to admit, him. It's a well-kept secret of his.
Cheri Chanson: That's easy. Mr. Galahad, or Red!
Arturo Chanson: That's a bit of an odd question...hmmmm....I'll say courageous instead. All my associates in the Faunus Rights Movement, and especially my wife and daughter.
Michonne Chanson: Oh, Art, absolutely. Have you seen him fight?
Lance Galahad: Mr. Roux.
Doctor William Holliday: My pal Lance. That man can take a beatin' an' come right back atcha.
Red: Me, bitch! No yeah, my boss, and Mr. Chanson. Scary dudes, those two.
Johnny Boy: Me. 100% me. Maybe on my motorcycle, on fire. With a babe on each shoulder. Shit yeah, dude.
Dutch: Must you ask such things of me?
Niles: Oh come now, you can't be serious?
Ace: My win record on the street. Never been topped yet, and I'm out of the game!
Rey: My hubby. Yeah, I know, I'm the bodyguard, but it takes a real man to put up with me and the kids!
Lemmy: Please, take some time off to mature.
Goose: A dude strapped down with bungie cords playing a flamethrower guitar on a mobile sound system that's also a truck modified into a combat vehicle! AWESOME!
Jack Pettibone: You're looking at him.
Carnadine Carnation: Maybe a bar fight with lots of fire, I guess?
Blanca Nieve: Why would you ask me that?
Ki Yong: Good question. I guess I'm still trying to find that out.
Noir Schonnfrau: What are you, twelve?
Honoria Angel: Meeeeeee! Or maybe like, dragon tattoos or something!
Victoria en Fuego: I don't think I understand the question.
Verdant Sessily: Jack in the ring. I've never seen anyone like him.
Ember Autumn: What kind of answer could I even give you? Grow up, little girl.
Siobhan Clannad: What an odd question ta ask...I don't rightly know...
Cherry Chainsaw: Me, motherfuckers! Grimm Omen too, we all kick ass!
Mr. Scratch: -scoffing-
Lil' Killa: Cherry. Dat bish crazy, yo.
Zeus Cobalt: Ugh, this question AGAIN. Next...
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Dr. Gustave on September 16, 2016, 02:11:53 AM
Let's say there existed a weapon, or weapons, of unimaginable power. The power to reshape reality and maybe even have a will and voice of their own. How would your characters react to the discovery of this information?
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on September 17, 2016, 11:51:32 PM
Marlon Murk: Change reality? Sounds to dangerous for anyone one man to have. Better wreck 'em before someone decides to use 'em.
Marianne Murk: I feel that we should avoid creating weapons of mass destruction all together...
Melinda Murk: That sounds...mortifying...
Maximo Murk: I WANT ONE!
Meridian Murk: -confused stare-
Seigfried Rosenrot: Were I to discover such a tool, I would alert only those I needed to help me destroy such fiendish devices.
Winnifred Rosenrot: That sounds disconcerting. Mankind should not toy with such power.
Cheri Chanson: Reshape reality? But everyone can do that anyway...we all decide how tomorrow turns out, today.
Arturo Chanson: Any fool who thinks using doomsday weapons to alter reality is a good idea might as well walk off a cliff and do the rest of us a favor. Besides, mankind can already change reality. It's called working for a better tomorrow, and any poor soul can do it.
Michonne Chanson: Sounds beastly. I hope we never find any.
Lance Galahad: In my professional opinion as a former soldier...I would do everything in my power to have such a device destroyed.
Doctor William Holliday: Have ya been hittin' tha sauce, boy?
Red: Yeah, sure, talking bombs, whatever. Go talk nonsense to some other poor bastard.
Johnny Boy: How the hell could a weapon talk? Are you high? Got any left on your joint? Can I get a puff?
Dutch: I fail to see any ethical reason humanity should create such devices. They should be eliminated immediately.
Niles: I have to agree with my friend Dutch, the devastation the misuse of anything bearing power of that magnitude could bring is nigh inconceivable.
Ace: Sounds like a good sci-fi flick for a boring Monday night.
Rey: I think my husband watched a TV show about this the other night...creepy story, really.
Lemmy: Altering reality is a pipe dream. The World is what it is.
Goose: Uh, what now?
Jack Pettibone: I'll take two.
Carnadine Carnation: I'm not sure I follow? Thinking weapons?
Blanca Nieve: Can you not stand so close to me?
Ki Yong: I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about?
Noir Schonnfrau: Ugh, these questions are so banal...
Honoria Angel: Like a huge gun that can talk? Sounds freaky wild!
Victoria en Fuego: I'd hate for that to become a reality.
Verdant Sessily: You must get shot down a lot if this is how you start conversations.
Ember Autumn: Oh please, shut up.
Siobhan Clannad: I'm not sure I understand, lad. Could ye run that by me again?
Cherry Chainsaw: Uh, fuck, sign me up?
Mr. Scratch: -a terrifying amount of interest seems to have arisen in his eyes- Where?
Lil' Killa: Sounds wack, yo.
Zeus Cobalt: We'd better hope the White Fang doesn't get ahold of it, then.
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Asterisk on September 18, 2016, 11:04:52 PM
Mr. Scratch: Say you hypothetically knew of all the ex-White Fang members in the Ladylake Militia, namely the Myoko sisters, who have decided to use their abilities to make the world a better place for everyone, not just faunus. What are your thoughts on them and what would you do?
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on September 18, 2016, 11:07:25 PM
Mr. Scratch:
-Fixes you with a baleful stare from beneath his hood. His hands, and retractable claws, flex slowly.-
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Asterisk on September 20, 2016, 11:55:39 PM
To all: What would/do you think about Ladylake's battleships? If offered, would you become a designated captain?
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on September 21, 2016, 12:01:24 AM
Man, these "All" posts are going to kill me XD
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: nathan67003 on September 21, 2016, 05:51:12 AM
Just make it 'To all with non-null and relevant answers', I guess, a bit like I did when I asked your guys about Islium.
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Asterisk on September 21, 2016, 12:25:31 PM
No. ALL OF THEM. I even want to hear how Dutch would react to giant warships capable of single-handedly wiping Hokkaido from the map entirely, and how he would react if he were offered to have almost total command of one.
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on September 21, 2016, 09:52:20 PM
Marlon Murk: Miss Beckett's a good woman. If her folks had known about Yrrch, I'd bet my bottom dollar she'd have sent one to save us. But no one really does, and if wishes were horses, beggars would ride...As far bein' a captain...well, if there weren't nobody else to take the helm, I would.
Marianne Murk: They sound impressive, but I'm no expert on military matters. Which is also why I should never be a captain.
Melinda Murk: I'm glad they're there to keep people safe. But...me...a...a captain? No!
Maximo Murk: These are AMAZING! AND I CAN BE A CAPTAIN!? -ignores the rest of his family vigorously shaking their heads "no"-
Meridian Murk: Big ship! I wanna visit mewmaids!
Seigfried Rosenrot: An impressive display of force. The good people of Ladylake have every reason to sleep soundly. As for me, I'm no nautical man, but were there a need in a dire situation I would gladly step in.
Winnifred Rosenrot: That's an unpleasant amount of firepower. Well, I suppose managing a crew is a bit like managing a household. If given a capable First Mate I think I would do swimmingly. That was a joke, of course, my dear, don't look so shocked.
Cheri Chanson: Mari's home sure is full of surprises. And I'd suck at being a captain. I could probably put on a great show for the sailors, though, those decks have decent enough space to work with.
Arturo Chanson: I'm curious as to the financial aspect of maintaining such a fleet. I've done a little work here and there for the Becketts, and I know as a result just how much bullion they have to throw around, but I am, after all, a caracal faunus. Curiosity comes with us cats. -wink- As for being a captain, well, if Mr. Galahad were my First Mate, we could pull something off in a pinch.
Michonne Chanson: I feel like those could use some sprucing up...either make the profile more threatening or more awe-inspiring, perhaps if you changed the markings...Oh, me as captain? How silly!
I didn't actually read the specs, so I'm just going off of generalities, you may feel free to give him a much more technical response in your head.
Lance Galahad: At first glance, they look intimidating, and I don't deny their tactical usefulness. Yet, I can't help but point out that an Atlesian cruiser can get anywhere in the world, and these are confined to waterways large enough to hold them. Against the Grimm, you need quick reaction time as well as durability and firepower. Despite their drawbacks, I would, were the need present, take command. The chain of command makes that event more than unlikely, and I'd prefer it stay that way.
Doctor William Holliday: Big ship. Prob'ly still get seasick. Damn ocean.
Red: Those are some big guns. Totally wouldn't mind taking potshots at Jack's house with those...Man the guns, this is Captain Redbeard comin' for yer booty! Tonight, we plunder Pettibone Mansion! Avast! Arrrr! Swab me poop decks! Shiver me timbers! -notices Mr. Galahad glaring at him from the helm and stops with a wince-
Johnny Boy: Those sailors must get laid ALL the time. That said, yes, I'll take the captain's uniform now, please!
Dutch: The temptation to make a puerile remark about the cut of one's jib is waxing strong in me. Niles, speak words of reason to save us all.
Niles: Too late, I beat you to it by exactly two minutes and thirty seconds. Mrs. Chanson said I was incorrigible and left. -the two share a bout of cultured, yet still obnoxious, laughter-
Ace: If it ain't got wheels, I'm already bored. Why drive something so bulky and lame?
Rey: Boy, my kids would love to see this! And hey, if I can wrangle toddlers, I can wrangle a crew!
Lemmy: I would defer to Mr. Galahad's military experience in this matter. And would happily serve under him on such a vessel.
Goose: I want to play my guitar while riding the main guns. Forget being captain, that's where it's at!
Jack Pettibone: What a waste of time. Why am I here again? Captain you say? How about I just model for the recruitment poster instead?
Carnadine Carnation: How many people can this thing carry? And do you rent them out for parties? I'd totaly captain a party cruise!
Blanca Nieve:-seems put off by the wind and waves and sun, and looks green-
Ki Yong: This place is amazing! Cheri has so many kickass friends! And Captain? Sure, why not? My ass would look great paired with those hats!
Noir Schonnfrau: -also does not appear to like the sun or water and refuses to board-
Honoria Angel: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A PARTY CRUISE!? BEST CAPTAINS EVER! -tackles Carnadine-
Victoria en Fuego: -winces and is too busy dodging Carnadine and Honoria to answer-
Verdant Sessily: -is too busy chatting up the actual Captain to answer-
Ember Autumn: -yawns and hangs off of Jack's arm, dismissing you casually-
Siobhan Clannad: Well isn't this a sight! Imagine, meself as the captain o' this battleship! What a silly lass I would look...
Cherry Chainsaw: I should buy one of these. Then go on tour with it. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW.
Mr. Scratch: -is nowhere to be seen-
Lil' Killa: I'm on a boat, motha fokka! I'm on a boat! Hell yeah, I'd be a great captain!
Zeus Cobalt: I'd hate to see their insurance premiums. And NO.
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Asterisk on October 05, 2016, 10:05:52 PM
Jack: Your opinions on all my characters, including Amethyst?
Title: To: Mr. Scratch | From: Unknown
Post by: Dr. Gustave on October 05, 2016, 11:39:25 PM
"This is for a one "Mr. Scratch"... You've made short work of some of my men. I can respect that. I respect powerful people, Mr. Scratch. I respect people with a goal and the determination to see that goal through. I respect you. That being said, our goals run perpendicular, and we will come to a cross roads someday. I'd love to see how you preform when faced with a real challenge.
In the mean time, Mr. Scratch. How do you expect this all to end? Do you expect to wipe us out? You must know how absurd that idea is, mustn't you?"
See you soon, Cornix
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 06, 2016, 09:23:07 PM
Asterisk:
(assuming this is all non-canon and he's got no reason *cough*Orabel*cough* to lie....)
Jack: "Well, let's see here....don't know who this Ophelia chick is... Camellia is a weird little shit... Stella's just beyond gross... Lovette's okay I guess but why the hell would you touch Nutjob the Computer Wonk?...Strelka...haven't seen to much of her and there's not a lot to look at...Astrid, she's a baller girl, sweet ride, good beats, chill....and then there's Marigold Beckett...
You know, I had hopes she'd actually be worth something. I really did. Beyond rich, not bad on the eyes, I was feelin' it. And then she just had to go and be friends with the worst people. Cheri Chanson? Mauve Roux? You're kidding, right? And she's into SKAOS, of all people? That psychopath should be in a padded cell, not at Beacon, harshing my vibes and getting fawned on by someone like her. Pathetic. I hope they have the ugliest damn kids someday, or he goes crazy and offs her."
Dr. Gustave: (I'm gonna actually give you the option of this being the canon answer for once.)
As you flick the light on and enter the safehouse, you discover why there was no response from within. Those you put in charge of guarding it are sprawled in unnatural, broken positions on the floor beneath the opposite wall. What you can see of their faces is frozen in a rictus of agonizing pain. Their blood is everywhere, along with the fragments of their shattered masks. A damaged scroll lies on its side, behind a table that was upended during the desperate and violent struggle, still playing distorted music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KeFVDXw074) through half-shattered speakers. The white walls are gouged and torn, and the one facing you as you enter bears the words JUST WATCH ME smeared across it in blood.
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Asterisk on October 11, 2016, 05:25:05 AM
To all, aside from yourselves, who do you think is the:
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Kaliot on October 12, 2016, 05:03:17 PM
Should things progress nicely, how would Cherry feel about having a pet cat?
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 12, 2016, 09:10:19 PM
Kaliot:
Cherry: "I FUCKING HATE CATS! Ironic, isn't it? They're boring as shit, I'm a dog person unless we're talking faunus dudes. Then cats all the way. Wait is this about Meow?"
Asterisk: (WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO.....hold on, this may take some time, I'll edit as I go)
Marlon Murk: Strongest? My Uncle, I don't know anybody that can do what he does. I'd say he and Professor Hatterly are tied for brains, but bein' fair Miss Roux is darn clever. So's Mr. Eau. Best lookin'...well, seein' as there's nobody around to hurt the feelin's of by not mentionin' them...Miss Altin. But that's hardly a fair question, Beacon's swarmin' with fine lasses. Ugliest? If ya say Miss Menagerie I'm goin' to sock ya right in the jaw. I'd say Mr. Loosebritches. Yeah, I know, womenfolk love him. He's so ugly inside I just can't see past it.
Marianne Murk:
Melinda Murk:
Maximo Murk:
Meridian Murk:
Seigfried Rosenrot:
Winnifred Rosenrot:
Cheri Chanson: Daddy's the best there is at what he does, or at least I think so. He's also the smartest man I know. Mom's gorgeous, although if I had to choose aside from her Felicity makes me jealous sometimes. And Mari's just the best...Fortuna's always so well-dressed, and (several hours and countless women later) and Orabel Arachne is a gross hag.
Arturo Chanson: Hmmm, strongest? Well, I've heard of many a fine Hunter or Huntress in my day, it would be hard for me to name one that stands above the rest. This Harbinger fellow, I believe he has a daughter a few years above Cheri at Beacon? More than once I've been asked to put on an exhibition match with him. He does seem an exceptionally skilled man, the idea has some merit. As for brains, Professor Hatterly is the smartest man I've worked with, at least in his field. And if you expect me to say anyone is better looking than my wife I'll happlily disappoint you. Ugliest? I refuse to put someone down like that.
Michonne Chanson:
Lance Galahad:
Doctor William Holliday:
Red: Strongest is a toughy. I mean, I'm pretty hardass, but both my bosses can chew me up and spit me out like tissue paper. If I had to pick, I'd go with Mr. Chanson, because I think Mr. Galahad can only handle him because his semblance helps deal with the speed. Smartest? Eh, who knows? There's all kinds of smarts, I got more street smarts than most, but Mr. Chanson handles money so damn well, Dutch sure can cook, Niles can quote all sorts of books by heart...just depends on what you mean I guess.
Attractive? Huh. Well, shit, that's a loaded question. Ugliest is easier. Probably Arachne or Noir, sure Noir's got a great face but she's so spiteful it ruins it, and Arachne's got crazy eyes. So I know what I like, just, that's hard to pick any one chick, you dig? I'm just gonna cop out anf say my sister Felicity and Cheri, not being creepy, I know dudes go crazy for 'em, I'm not blind, but they're wonderful from the inside out, from the heart I mean.
Johnny Boy: I'm the strongest, no doubt. Look at how buff I am! I think Cheri's the smartest, because she's got brains without being boring like my boss. I mean her dad. Whoops. I'm also the sexiest man alive, so there's that answer. Red's totally the ugliest, he makes me look great all the-gets punched in the face by his friend, the target of the insult-
Dutch:
Niles:
Ace:
Rey:
Lemmy:
Goose:
Jack Pettibone:
Carnadine Carnation:
Blanca Nieve:
Ki Yong:
Noir Schonnfrau:
Honoria Angel:
Victoria en Fuego:
Verdant Sessily:
Ember Autumn: Strength is relative. I'm the fairest one of all. What, were you expecting another answer? Although Jack comes close enough to be worth something, in the cunning department as well. The ugliest? Fortuna Altin or Orabel Arachne. Pretty clothes and a prissy attitude only do so much for a woman, especially when that woman is also a farm animal.
Siobhan Clannad: I wouldn't know a blessed thing about who'd be the strongest, dear. All the Professors o' Beacon are clever folk, I can hardly decide meself which one is the best o' the lot. I shan't be tellin' ye who the ugliest is, that's a mite cruel ye know. The handsomest one o' all...let me see, Mr. Rosenrot, there's a dashin' man, but he's hardly on the market...Miss Chanson's father, oh me stars, there's a gem, if it's not too bold o' me ta say so...(Wow, we do not have a lot of dudes that are full on adults)
Cherry Chainsaw:
Mr. Scratch: -stares unblinkingly at you before shaking his head slowly and walking away-
Lil' Killa:
Zeus Cobalt:
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: nathan67003 on October 20, 2016, 09:11:14 AM
To Mr. Scratch: Do you only speak to threaten people, or do you sometimes speak like most people do - to communicate in a friendly manner?
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Dr. Gustave on October 20, 2016, 03:48:06 PM
Also to Mr. Scratch, do you operate solely in Vale, or other kingdoms as well?
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Zwei Not on October 22, 2016, 12:47:23 AM
Jack seems to be building himself up quite the following in the lower bracket. But I must ask. How would he take a loss, either to Griz or Juno?
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 22, 2016, 01:11:04 AM
Dr. Gustave:
In lieu of him just staring at you, let's say it's pretty hard for serial killers to get on board flights easily.
Rush:
Jack: "How would I take losing? Well, for starters, I don't."
Asterisk: Still working, this is a lot. XD
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Dr. Gustave on November 06, 2016, 04:55:59 PM
What do your characters want more than anything else? What they truly, deeply, passionately desire.
Title: Re: Ask Uncouth T-Rex's Characters Stuff: THE AMA
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on November 10, 2016, 11:36:14 PM