Kaliot:
Cherry: "I FUCKING HATE CATS! Ironic, isn't it? They're boring as shit, I'm a dog person unless we're talking faunus dudes. Then cats all the way. Wait is this about Meow?"
Asterisk: (WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO.....hold on, this may take some time, I'll edit as I go)
Marlon Murk: Strongest? My Uncle, I don't know anybody that can do what he does. I'd say he and Professor Hatterly are tied for brains, but bein' fair Miss Roux is darn clever. So's Mr. Eau. Best lookin'...well, seein' as there's nobody around to hurt the feelin's of by not mentionin' them...Miss Altin. But that's hardly a fair question, Beacon's swarmin' with fine lasses. Ugliest? If ya say Miss Menagerie I'm goin' to sock ya right in the jaw. I'd say Mr. Loosebritches. Yeah, I know, womenfolk love him. He's so ugly inside I just can't see past it.
Marianne Murk:
Melinda Murk:
Maximo Murk:
Meridian Murk:
Seigfried Rosenrot:
Winnifred Rosenrot:
Cheri Chanson: Daddy's the best there is at what he does, or at least I think so. He's also the smartest man I know. Mom's gorgeous, although if I had to choose aside from her Felicity makes me jealous sometimes. And Mari's just the best...Fortuna's always so well-dressed, and (several hours and countless women later) and Orabel Arachne is a gross hag.
Arturo Chanson: Hmmm, strongest? Well, I've heard of many a fine Hunter or Huntress in my day, it would be hard for me to name one that stands above the rest. This Harbinger fellow, I believe he has a daughter a few years above Cheri at Beacon? More than once I've been asked to put on an exhibition match with him. He does seem an exceptionally skilled man, the idea has some merit. As for brains, Professor Hatterly is the smartest man I've worked with, at least in his field. And if you expect me to say anyone is better looking than my wife I'll happlily disappoint you. Ugliest? I refuse to put someone down like that.
Michonne Chanson:
Lance Galahad:
Doctor William Holliday:
Red: Strongest is a toughy. I mean, I'm pretty hardass, but both my bosses can chew me up and spit me out like tissue paper. If I had to pick, I'd go with Mr. Chanson, because I think Mr. Galahad can only handle him because his semblance helps deal with the speed. Smartest? Eh, who knows? There's all kinds of smarts, I got more street smarts than most, but Mr. Chanson handles money so damn well, Dutch sure can cook, Niles can quote all sorts of books by heart...just depends on what you mean I guess.
Attractive? Huh. Well, shit, that's a loaded question. Ugliest is easier. Probably Arachne or Noir, sure Noir's got a great face but she's so spiteful it ruins it, and Arachne's got crazy eyes. So I know what I like, just, that's hard to pick any one chick, you dig? I'm just gonna cop out anf say my sister Felicity and Cheri, not being creepy, I know dudes go crazy for 'em, I'm not blind, but they're wonderful from the inside out, from the heart I mean.
Johnny Boy: I'm the strongest, no doubt. Look at how buff I am! I think Cheri's the smartest, because she's got brains without being boring like my boss. I mean her dad. Whoops. I'm also the sexiest man alive, so there's that answer. Red's totally the ugliest, he makes me look great all the-gets punched in the face by his friend, the target of the insult-
Dutch:
Niles:
Ace:
Rey:
Lemmy:
Goose:
Jack Pettibone:
Carnadine Carnation:
Blanca Nieve:
Ki Yong:
Noir Schonnfrau:
Honoria Angel:
Victoria en Fuego:
Verdant Sessily:
Ember Autumn: Strength is relative. I'm the fairest one of all. What, were you expecting another answer? Although Jack comes close enough to be worth something, in the cunning department as well. The ugliest? Fortuna Altin or Orabel Arachne. Pretty clothes and a prissy attitude only do so much for a woman, especially when that woman is also a farm animal.
Siobhan Clannad: I wouldn't know a blessed thing about who'd be the strongest, dear. All the Professors o' Beacon are clever folk, I can hardly decide meself which one is the best o' the lot. I shan't be tellin' ye who the ugliest is, that's a mite cruel ye know. The handsomest one o' all...let me see, Mr. Rosenrot, there's a dashin' man, but he's hardly on the market...Miss Chanson's father, oh me stars, there's a gem, if it's not too bold o' me ta say so...(Wow, we do not have a lot of dudes that are full on adults)
Cherry Chainsaw:
Mr. Scratch: -stares unblinkingly at you before shaking his head slowly and walking away-
Lil' Killa:
Zeus Cobalt: