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Title: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 02, 2016, 12:14:10 AM

So every so often my brain does this horrific thing where I lose my mind and write or conceive something totally off the wall and utterly mad. It could be a joke, a parody, some terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE art, or anything that comes to mind.

So I've decided to compile my whimsy, at least that which is related to this board, into one place. Expect things like spoofs of threads I've been in, insane non-canon oneshots, parody characters, and more. If you see your character show up, don't take it personally, I'm farting around, and you know what? This is an open thread. If you want to parody my characters or crack a joke at my expense, the more the merrier! For those already familiar with my older material, you'll see some repeats of old jokes, but hopefully they stay fresh.

And now, for my first victim! From this (http://rwby-rpg.rwbyfanon.com/index.php/topic,167.0.html) thread.

Quote from: The Mythic Scribe on September 16, 2016, 11:30:49 AM

Meanwhile, Mauve was completely oblivious to all of the other happenings, simply too wrapped up in Nathan and the kiss they'd just shared. Though she could still register everything perfectly, it was like her mind was tuning out everything else except for her date. Giving her teammate a smile, she said, "I really have no idea what to say. Shocker, isn't it?" Her smile turned a little wry, letting out a small sound of amusement. "HRRNK" she said, summing up her emotions perfectly.

And speaking of Mauve Roux, there was this time when Mauve and Marlon were tricked into going to a rave by Cheri Chanson, and Marlon thought it was a costume party. So they did the best they could. No, Batgirl I mean Mauve is not in costume, that's how she normally dresses I swear.

(http://img00.deviantart.net/ca9b/i/2013/284/b/0/bane_vs__batgirl_by_kanish-d6q3bi5.png)

And when it comes to RAVEing, nobody does it better than Jack Pettibone's fangirls. Incidentally, this is the image that started it all...

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Rp_a547fb_5540055.jpg)

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 02, 2016, 07:00:37 AM

And now, an episode where everyone seems on drugs.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 02, 2016, 11:51:18 AM

Marlon's currently got Fallow on a bulking program.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_44RI0nPmmYg/SrJtujMVv6I/AAAAAAAAAIg/StJYXWjflnY/s320/cranebones.jpg)

He's also teaching him fisticuffs. This is having mixed results.

(https://christopherchinchillawrites.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/sleepyhollowichabodbrom.jpg)

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 02, 2016, 12:37:31 PM

...Isn't that normalcy, really?

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 05, 2016, 12:33:14 AM

Rex's Big List of Not So Official Teams

Team Scary Ladies: Tenne Bryzant, Cherry Chainsaw, Kerri Palidus, Orabel Arachne

Team Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Pending: Jack Pettibone, Cherry Chainsaw, Eddy Midori

Team Common Sense: Marlon Murk, Marigold Beckett, Mauve Roux, and Nathan Eau

Team Bad Decisions: Ki Yong, Gray Saggio

Team Too Fabulous: Kushii Utsu, Cheri Chanson, Farco Lione, Fortuna Altin

Team Glass Case of Emotions: Cheri Chanson, Orabel Arachne

Team Humanitarian: Cheri Chanson, Marigold Beckett

Team Profound Psychological Wounds: Marlon Murk, Violet Menagerie, Red

Team Cinnamon Roll: Siobhan Clannad, Primrose Aster

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 05, 2016, 05:45:32 AM

You forgot Marigold, Stella, Orchid and Nathan

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 05, 2016, 05:59:47 AM

Team Little Shit: Bianca.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 05, 2016, 06:01:58 AM

XP

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 06, 2016, 10:18:59 PM

Ah yes Flanders, good save.

Team Metagaming Bullshit: Marigold, Stella, Orchid, Nathan

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Asterisk on October 06, 2016, 10:48:11 PM

Wow, why are they all my characters?

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 06, 2016, 11:39:49 PM

Oh, not the characters themselves! I just realized that could have been heavily misconstrued. I mean the team itself only exists to be OP on purpose XD Sorry, no, Asterisk, you don't really metagame, I promise.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 06, 2016, 11:41:55 PM

Also, new canon Ship: Cheri x Prim's Cookies.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 07, 2016, 04:46:55 AM

Lel.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Asterisk on October 08, 2016, 04:35:46 AM

Everyone, beware of Uncouth when he wields the ban hammer. Also, pay attention to the green dude. That's Nathan. Pay attention to the purple dude. That's Camelia. Pay attention to the yellow dude. That's Mari- Okay never mind.

(https://cdna2.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/002/683/810/original/stephen-vyas-dino.gif?1464539815)

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Leycil on October 08, 2016, 05:08:12 AM

My eyes are melting.

The prefect loop

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: arcus_gray on October 08, 2016, 09:28:42 AM

I got another unofficial team for you.

Team short temper: Gray Saggio, Tenne Byzant, Cherry Chainsaw, Eddy Midori.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: LuckyStar on October 08, 2016, 09:49:00 AM

Team What the Shit: Jack, Bianca, Galileo, Cherri.

Am I missing anyone?

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 08, 2016, 09:55:43 AM

No, but that's Cherry. Cheri is a different person XD.

Their names are similar because my buddies were joking around and Marlon has trouble pronouncing foreign-ish names. Roux he gets away with, one syllable is easy, but with others it comes out like Cushy Ootsue and Cherry Chansawn (if you haven't been pronouncing her name like the French words for Darling Birdsong you've been DOING IT WRONG).

One of them misread it as Cherry Chainsaw. And the joke escalated into an actual character who's become her foil.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 08, 2016, 11:36:10 AM

Team What the Shit seems to be a great team for Bianca to be on! She gladly accepts! Maybe add Orabel to the team as well? Eh, I don't know.

Oh, and new mission! Make a character with the most potential to have their name screwed up, then make them bump into Marlon! What do you think about an Irish/Russian gal named Caoimhe Dostoevsky?

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 08, 2016, 12:19:22 PM

Mythic: Dat name.

Asterisk: ...did I get stepped on by a tyrannosaurus? Also, very accurate since I seem beyond useless.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 08, 2016, 12:24:02 PM

Well I think she meant Character Nathan, Natendo. And wow, he seems to be doing really badly against that huge prehistoric dinosaur.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 08, 2016, 12:27:54 PM

Nathan is just about as useless as me, then :P

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 08, 2016, 02:47:31 PM

Uh, I actually don't even know if I have a banhammer. I never bothered to ask and just kind of did what I was asked to do. But MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM that gif is amazing. And that was more how I handled Camelia in general, despite accidentally bullrushing into critique Nathan when Timeworker had it under control.

I won't break the forum with a too large photo, and this needs to be seen in all its beauty, but this is totes magotes (HAHAHAH MYTHIC) Asterisk and I going to raise some hell. At least, like, the handful of times we went after somebody in the WIP section. My recent promotion has made such an event unlikely for the time being.

http://pre09.deviantart.net/6442/th/pre/f/2012/045/d/3/t_rex_vs_samurai_by_arvalis-d4pq931.jpg

Marlon could actually handle the first half of that name, he'll be able to pronounce Siobhan's as well. CULTURAL REFERENCING. Marlon and Siobhan are the closest thing Remnant has to poor Irish Catholics from bygone days. At least culturally.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 08, 2016, 02:52:51 PM

And at least, they're not poor.
Thank goodness dinos were extinct by the time samurais were a thing.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 08, 2016, 02:55:57 PM

Technically, Marlon still is, and Siobhan was early on. Marlon might live in his Uncle's household, but he does not except handouts well. Aside from assorted gifts for special occasions, he's made everything he owns or bought it with money he made smithing.

Team Self-Sufficient: Cael, Marlon, Feltch, Siobhan

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Leycil on October 08, 2016, 08:52:51 PM

I think everyone may screw reading this name.

Crusade(have fun Rex, you will be seeing him soon)

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 08, 2016, 08:54:27 PM

Crew-sade? Crew-zade? Croo-sade? Cru(French pronounciation)-zahde?

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Leycil on October 09, 2016, 01:27:58 AM

I honestly made up the pronounciation.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 09, 2016, 01:35:18 AM

For some reason my brain registered that as Croissant... What? I'm weird, I know.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Leycil on October 09, 2016, 05:01:12 AM

I love how Scribe got the closest.


It s Cro-Siade

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 09, 2016, 08:47:38 AM

Wat.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 09, 2016, 08:49:00 AM

Yeah that initial spelling made no sense to me, Leycil.

EDIT: I've got a crack from Marlon! Someone in Titan mode in Unreal Tournament 3. Couldn't find a gif, here's a video. https://youtu.be/X68Rec2UK3g?t=3m14s If you hang around 'til 7:13, it gets better.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 10, 2016, 01:33:30 AM

Flanders: I...I don't understand.

Revya Vermillion showing Arashi his workspace.

(http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hand1.jpg)

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Leycil on October 10, 2016, 01:37:51 AM

I wish I could photoshop.
Lucky's Sakura should be in there somewhere... somewhere...
Plus I remember Revya having a crush on her in the AMA

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 10, 2016, 07:35:44 AM

Rex: Just this giant, nigh-invincible thing wrecking his enemies.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 10, 2016, 11:17:24 PM

Oh. I mean yeah, I guess, if a lot of people he cares about are mangled/die.

Speaking of which, this is a good indication of what he'll be like once he figures out how to use aura to do more than toughen himself up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZeptdPPrU

For the sake of amusement, let's say the chick who is useless and just yells is Cheri, because that's fairly accurate in a number of cases. The barbarian looking fellow can be Marlon, because TRAUMATIC PAST and hitting like a train. The ugly dog monster (his name is Woola and he is the best thing ever) can be Ismael, who initially weirds people out and is a loyal friend but is deadly and hits like a thunderbolt on a clear day (that leap at 0:42 is so satisfying). Then Mr. Galahad shows up in a borrowed airship and happy endings all around! I guess the savage Green Martians can be Grimm.

John Carter the movie was fun. John Carter of Mars as a book series by Edgar Rice Burroughs is AMAZING.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 11, 2016, 05:40:39 AM

I agree on the movie. Also, pretty sure that any well-rounded Huntsman is basically like John Carter, judging by Ophelia.

Woola FTW.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 12, 2016, 09:55:48 PM

Flanders: Yes, this is true.

Now to make fun of my own characters some more.

Marianne's ill-fated attempts to make friends:

Quote

Go. I will be fine, and seek out Miss Roux. Or my brother. They will not mind having me as an awkward fifth wheel at all.

Ki, this is not how you treat a faunus, however dumb they might act:

Quote

Unthinkingly, she let herself massage the base of one of his ears, giving it a friendly scratch before she could fully comprehend what she was doing. After a few moments it hit home and she paused, saying "WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?"

Red becomes aware of the 4th wall:

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But he didn't, because the other part saw just enough of his sister in the way she was pleading with him now to turn, gather her up in a hug, and pat her head. "Y'know, waaaay too many pervs are shipping us right now." He stared up at the night sky, frowning. "YOU SICK BASTARDS, I'M 21 AND SHE'S SIXTEEN!" He then flipped the moon off.

Jack has begun ruining every sweet moment ever:

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"Ismael, wait." Marigold stepped forward. "Your mother told me everything. I am deeply sorry for what happened to you, but I believe you should learn to move on. I'm not telling you to forget. I know that you will remember the tragedy for your entire life. However, know that that your past will never catch you, so don't run away from it. Stop punishing yourself for something that's not your fault, and instead head towards the future. I know that I may never understand exactly how you feel, or get into that chaotic mind of yours, but please know that I will never abandon you. I love you, Ismael. You're important to me, and I know about your pain, but don't you think it's about time you stopped sacrificing yourself?" Meanwhile, Jack was being a shitwad in the background.

Speaking of which:

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"I'm probably taking things too far. Red, Cheri, sorry, I got a little heated. I just can't stop being an enormous walking asshole every second of every day." he explained, his face completely serious.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 13, 2016, 05:36:44 AM

Thankfully, I remember these before they were edited.

Also, In Canada, 16 and literally anything older than 14 inclusively is legal. Between 14 and 15 inclusively, max age difference is 5 years.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 13, 2016, 05:56:06 AM

*17. Unless I calculated her age incorrectly, like I would because I'm me. Niege 1st, 63 AC. Yeah, 17.

And oh my god, I'm not going to say 'lol' or whatever, because I didn't, simply chuckled quietly, or whatever it's called when you do that 'hmph' thing while smiling and amused. But funny af.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 13, 2016, 05:59:42 AM

Then it probably had the inteded effect :P

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 18, 2016, 10:33:30 AM

What Orabel sees:

(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Cb41w1W7vnt25dHt03VbNu8ZlHw/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2015/02/10/903/n/1922283/6d212c97e144ab46_tumblr_m6ry6tNngh1raup9ko1_500/i/He-So-Perfect-CuteAwkward-Thing.gif)

What Jack thinks:

(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5010/f/2012/145/6/5/in_the_end__you_will_always_kneel__by_aisucafe-d5127e1.png)

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 18, 2016, 10:36:06 AM

The horror, revealed.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 19, 2016, 12:10:12 AM

Warning: The violence and some of the language in the following link is definitely mature. It's also over a half-hour of Jason Statham, one of Mr. Galahad's inspirations, kicking the crap out of everyone ever in ridiculous action movie sequences.

A Day in the Life of Mr. Lance Galahad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3opX8oCb2JQ)

Rules for Kidnapping Cheri Chanson, Michonne Chanson, Mrs. Roux, or Mauve Roux:

1) DO.

2) NOT.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 19, 2016, 05:35:51 AM

Those rules apply to pretty much every sungle one of my chars' friends.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 19, 2016, 07:34:06 AM

Mauve's mother kept her maiden name, so it would be Mrs. Navyn, or Skye Navyn. Gee, I wonder what color she's based off of...

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 19, 2016, 08:18:05 AM

Lel.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 19, 2016, 09:59:10 AM

Also, rule number 1 says 'Do,' so y'know, if someone does, they're following the rules as much as possible, as you can't really do both at the same time...

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 19, 2016, 10:09:14 AM

Well, 'Not' isn't really a rule as much as an unattached negation.

We found the critical weakness of Rex's plot.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 19, 2016, 10:25:28 AM

Yup. Too bad Rex, my scribes have already written your rules down.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 19, 2016, 07:38:34 PM

This is how I imagine Camellia.

Spoiler: ShowHide

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z203/cordeos/ADF-01_FALKEN_Multiple_Views_zps691d1ae8.jpg)
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/acecombat/images/e/ee/ADF-01_Falken_(Laser).jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140425192819)

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 20, 2016, 07:57:10 AM

Guys I found a new theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXURC_nNhc) for Marlon.

Mythic: Good to know. And the color is Hurl Green, right?

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 20, 2016, 08:06:33 AM

Such lel was had. Also, not sure wether or not you're pulling Mythic's leg.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: arcus_gray on October 20, 2016, 09:02:54 AM

This will make Tenne and Gray's fight interesting in that his semblance allows him to fight as though he were at full stamina. But he also has no aura so he's going to be bleeding everywhere.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 20, 2016, 09:12:08 AM

(I think you posted this on the wrong topic there, Arcus :P)

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: The Mythic Scribe on October 20, 2016, 10:16:08 AM

Rex: You got it! Hurl Green, definitely! How'd you guess?

Edit: Also would just like to point out that BvJ (*cue immature snicker*) is now basically just a messy stabfest. Huh, I wonder how well they're doing in battle ethics right about now.

Also also, to fit in more with the new Mistral, and since no one's seen Mauve's mother yet, I can assure you that Mrs. Navyn looks a lot different compared to my initial picture of her. And is significantly more couture and all. I know I don't have to change, but eh, they're not all too bad and y'know...

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: nathan67003 on October 20, 2016, 11:26:05 AM

Y'know, I feel like Spare the Database is somehow flowing into other threads.

Title: Re: Crackshots and Spoofs: Uncouth's Descent into Madness
Post by: Uncouth T-Rex on October 22, 2016, 01:06:14 AM

Yes, let's avoid that.

Marlon in Formal right now:

(https://s14.postimg.org/45jeld84h/47f.png)