Asterisk: Is making game, co-runs brother's business, can cook gourmet fancy schmancy food, can do a lot of computer stuff, occasionally holds down the fort at her parents' restaurant, can make own music... etc. and is 13. While I'm over here and can't do jackshit. But I take respite in the fact that I'm the norm most of the time and Asterisk is just hella special.
Yay Uncouth! Oh god, this means you're in a whole different league, a whole nother level!
Weird stuff involving Vocaloid, kinda funny I guess:
What I will be like at 90:
"Oh look, what's this? A new Kagamine twins song? 'The Apocalypse 13th?' That... doesn't sound happy. And I can only die when the twins have a happy ending. But... the thumbnail looks fairly happy..."
*almost to the end of the video*
"Oh! Oh! True Love's Kiss, she wakes up, it's a happy ending! Finally, I can die in-NOOOOOOO! NO! RIN DON'T YOU TURN INTO A MONSTER STOP IT RIGHT NOW, BE HAPPY... Be happy... So great, Rin turns into a monster because Len was just a little too late (Just 25 minutes too-Okay, no) and they both died. Great. Back to searching."
Me when watching PartyxParty:
*Merchant Kaito says 'Leave the money to me'*
"Huh? Okay, if you say s-" *thinks back to Evillious Chronicles* *thinks back to Judgement of Corruption* "Uh... how about no? You were the Greed vessel and a corrupt judge last time we trusted you with money. Hell no. Give me my money back."
Me while watching Gigantic O.T.N.:
"GET THE HOLY WATER! WHAT THE FUCK, FIRST SPICE NOW THIS? IT'S EVEN WORSE! PEOPLE, LEN IS ONLY 14, HAVE MERCY!"
I dare you, watch Gigantic OTN. Do it.