Artist: "Second option. The world is a dirty place, and Faunus suffered for it. Why should those that had suffered have to die for their sake? That, and I also happen to like cutting filthy humans down. Especially the ones that deserve it..."
Blacksmith: "Ń̜̲͇͓̤̺͈̮͗́̓ͬ̽ͬo̶̺̖̺͇ͦ́̃̅ͥ̈́ ̶̨̜͚̮̬̯͉̦̫̲̾̉ͨ̈͂͟c̸̸̥͇̠̣̝̐ͮo̴̹ͦͨ̃ͪ̇͐̾ͤ͘m̸̥͚̏͒ͦ̌́͟m̷̖̥̖̝̣͉͍ͫͨ́ͩȩ̮̱͔̪̟̯̱͗ͦn͎̥̳̭̟̻͍̤̾͋̾̉̋̚ṫ̜̯ͫ͌͆̇̀ͅ"
Iron: "Glory does not matter. Instead, I intend to pursue intellectual enlightment. That is all."
Sovereign: "Well, I intend to leave famous! Think of all the money I could earn and spend away! I also happen to intend to stick with my brothers, as they're family. Maybe even start an off-the-grid magic caravan."
Arian: "Simple. I seek the thrill of battle."
Noir: "I, u-uh, like being helpful, so I guess doing good deeds as a huntsman would be preferable."
Iron: "Isabelle seems to be simple, and rather socially inept. Lucina is weak, and her current potential strength is questionable. Ayaka? Well.... There isn't enough data to be gathered here. In conclusion, my team needs further investigation to insure results and conclusions."
Noir: "A-Ah, well, I... Maybe? I mean... Height doesn't matter? ... I'm really short compared to them aren't I?
Sovereign: "I love my brothers! Avery may be a stick in the mud, but he's my cutest little brother. He's just so cool, but he'll always be my little brother. Aurum is my role model! He's the best prankster I know, and he's definitely the sort of joker I'd want to be. I'll always love my older brother! Then again, I wouldn't appreciate him hooking me up with a girl I don't know, especially without any of the details! It's cool he did that, but I'd inevitably fuck up."
the shitpost is real.