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What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« on: July 21, 2018, 10:52:24 PM »
We all spend so long attempting to accurately describe our characters, spending hours describing their backstory and their personality. It's nice to generalize sometimes, or even be lazy - so what's the worst possible way you can summarize your characters?

Prism, for example, is a PTSD-stricken chicken with a hairtrigger hurricane problem. Jima's the Grimm fetishist with a thing for expensive ink drawings, and my beloved twins as overtly sexual egotistical maniac with daddy issues, and his the sexually-repressed bookish nerd of a sister, also featuring daddy issues.

Regardless, do your best - or your worst - to describe your characters.

Prism Skylark - Beacon First Year, Winged Sharpshooter and Leader of Team CASA (Casanova) #ffffff

Chantou Rou - Beacon First Year, Insect-Eyed Rebel of Team LGGR (Lager) #ff82a4

Albrecht Clodwal - Beacon First Year, White Knight Nice-Guy of Team CNRS (Cinerous) #00a4a4

Azre and Erza Sundown- Shade First Years, Fallen Stars of Team RASB (Raspberry) #fe2d00, #feab00

Jima Purpora - Beacon Third Year, Grimm-Obsessed Scholar of Team PLSM (Plasma) #6e3aa8

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2018, 11:10:26 PM »
Smokey's an immobile midget that's overcompensating with over-sized, highly impractical "guns" and it's not even subtle. 

Yo dawg, I heard you like horses, so I made Aurelia so you could ride a horse with a horse...-girl
Smokey Emberstone--1st year Beacon Student and the Immovable Gunslinger of Team BSSM"I've got more than enough firepower to beat you" "You've only got one bullet!" "Like I said, more than enough"

Aurelia Lumen Beacon 3rd year and the Warhorse of Team (TBD)  "Lay down your weapons, lest you wish to taste my steel!"

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2018, 11:16:53 PM »
I shall with memes

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Leona: "Yo mama!" "My moms dead"
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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2018, 11:32:03 PM »
Guess the character... (should be pretty obvious)

1. Someone so overprotective that he's a hedgehog but with swords instead of quills. Also raging chivalry boner.

2. When you cross a cliché dead parents story with the power of KNOWLEDGE but without the hassle of earning a PHD.

3. Rich ass cocky weeaboo with a even larger shit-eating grin that puts Jetstream Sam to shame. Rules of Nature anyone.

4. Sexually-repressed nurse with a thing for small birds.
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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2018, 11:43:53 PM »
Amane is an Amane.
Explorer / Beacon First Year / Enigmatic Aimbot of Team CASA (Casanova): Amane Petrichor - "Win your battles before they're fought."

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2018, 01:12:11 AM »
Sophea: Obsessive, no-life bookworm and health nut

2. When you cross a cliché dead parents story with the power of KNOWLEDGE but without the hassle of earning a PHD.

4. Sexually-repressed nurse with a thing for small birds plants.

Mao: Punk from the boonies who barely managed to get into Beacon

Airi: Nobody Atlesian Faunus who may or may not want to get everyone killed

Avery: Subtly manipulative prick

Suna: Generic Vacuan

Yu: Basically nearly a trap

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2018, 02:21:38 AM »
1) The gayest straight ace character on-site

2) Cock

3) An angry Big Shaq but small

4) Awk

5) Lesbian Siege Engine

6) Faunus fetishist with a massive O.T.N.

7) Fuck you

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Reginald Royale - 1st year snotty brat of team RBLS. "I'm telling father about this!"

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2018, 03:36:57 AM »
An accidental chad with an accidental harem who keeps accidentally ruining his and his girlfriend’s lives.

A girl with powers so useless she got kicked out of school for them.
Juno Vert: 1st year student of Beacon, Armored leader of Team VCVS

Phi: #007ba7

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