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What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« on: July 21, 2018, 10:52:24 PM »
We all spend so long attempting to accurately describe our characters, spending hours describing their backstory and their personality. It's nice to generalize sometimes, or even be lazy - so what's the worst possible way you can summarize your characters?

Prism, for example, is a PTSD-stricken chicken with a hairtrigger hurricane problem. Jima's the Grimm fetishist with a thing for expensive ink drawings, and my beloved twins as overtly sexual egotistical maniac with daddy issues, and his the sexually-repressed bookish nerd of a sister, also featuring daddy issues.

Regardless, do your best - or your worst - to describe your characters.

Prism Skylark - Beacon First Year, Winged Sharpshooter and Leader of Team CASA (Casanova) #ffffff

Chantou Rou - Beacon First Year, Insect-Eyed Rebel of Team LGGR (Lager) #ff82a4

Albrecht Clodwal - Beacon First Year, White Knight Nice-Guy of Team CNRS (Cinerous) #00a4a4

Azre and Erza Sundown- Shade First Years, Fallen Stars of Team RASB (Raspberry) #fe2d00, #feab00

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2018, 11:10:26 PM »
Smokey's an immobile midget that's overcompensating with over-sized, highly impractical "guns" and it's not even subtle. 

Yo dawg, I heard you like horses, so I made Aurelia so you could ride a horse with a horse...-girl
Smokey Emberstone Beacon 1st Year and the Immovable Gunslinger of Team BSSM "I've got more than enough firepower to beat you" "You've only got one bullet!" "Like I said, more than enough"

Aurelia Lumen Beacon 3rd year and the Warhorse of Team (TBD)  "Lay down your weapons, lest you wish to taste my steel!"

Wabul "Toast" Paka Shade 1st year and the Acrobatic Swashbuckler of Team (TBD)  "Hey, I'm gonna go jump off a bridge, who's with me?"

Lucas Meridiem Haven 4th year and the Hermit of Team (TBD)  "What's so great about 'bittersweet'?"

Clara Meridiem Beacon 1st year and the Blast Magician of Team (TBD) "No one likes just plain ol' bitter"

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2018, 11:16:53 PM »
I shall with memes

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2018, 11:32:03 PM »
Guess the character... (should be pretty obvious)

1. Someone so overprotective that he's a hedgehog but with swords instead of quills. Also raging chivalry boner.

2. When you cross a cliché dead parents story with the power of KNOWLEDGE but without the hassle of earning a PHD.

3. Rich ass cocky weeaboo with a even larger shit-eating grin that puts Jetstream Sam to shame. Rules of Nature anyone.

4. Sexually-repressed nurse with a thing for small birds.
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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2018, 11:43:53 PM »
Amane is an Amane.
Explorer / Beacon First Year / Enigmatic Aimbot of Team CASA (Casanova): Amane Petrichor - "Win your battles before they're fought."

If I ever think about making more than one character, I'd appreciate it if you quelled such a thought.

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2018, 01:12:11 AM »
Sophea: Obsessive, no-life bookworm and health nut

2. When you cross a cliché dead parents story with the power of KNOWLEDGE but without the hassle of earning a PHD.

4. Sexually-repressed nurse with a thing for small birds plants.

Mao: Punk from the boonies who barely managed to get into Beacon

Airi: Nobody Atlesian Faunus who may or may not want to get everyone killed

Avery: Subtly manipulative prick

Suna: Generic Vacuan

Yu: Basically nearly a trap

Izumi: Once hardcore now softcore edgelord

Aurelia: See above. Fights Grimm as long-con suicide

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2018, 02:21:38 AM »
1) The gayest straight ace character on-site

2) Cock

3) An angry Big Shaq but small

4) Awk

5) Lesbian Siege Engine

6) Faunus fetishist with a massive O.T.N.

7) Fuck you

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2018, 03:36:57 AM »
An accidental chad with an accidental harem who keeps accidentally ruining his and his girlfriend’s lives.

A girl with powers so useless she got kicked out of school for them.
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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2019, 11:54:40 PM »
Solaris - angry fire Specialist who is overprotective of her sister
Aegis - I'm going to protecc you fools
Iris - An angry archer who will kick someone with her cybernetic leg
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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2019, 11:48:10 AM »
An insensitive asshat who's had 6 different teams in a single year.
A sexy girl with big tits.
A blind shy gal.
A giant food reactor.
A naive optimist.
An emotionless geek.
An overwhelmingly sexy lady.
A slightly less overwhelmingly sexy lady.
A girl who manages to ignore any and all events she's not currently participating in.
A literal delivery man.
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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2019, 06:15:37 PM »
Bas: Rebel without a cause

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2019, 07:06:08 PM »
Continuing on from before:

Tina: Forgot how to English IRL
Tieren: Severe anger issues
Kei: Might as well be mute
Lunae: "If I were a bad demowoman, I wouldn't be standin' here, discussin' it with ya now would - BOOM"
Yu: Actual backstabber who would abandon any of his friends in a heartbeat
Rachel: Tastes like eel when cooked
Emile: Replaced chivalry boner with literal massive boner
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Lunae Terenas - Second Year Student - Unlimited Explosion Works

Graham Dylandy - First Year Member, Team LLGD - Technological Samurai

Jocelyn Antiqua - First Year Member, Team CASA - Combat Medic

Yu Nanhai - First Year Student - Lone Survivor

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